I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
pop tarts are not kleenex
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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