so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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