i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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