a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
there was a trapeze. enough said
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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