Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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