Is it normal to miss your booty call?
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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