school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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