Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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