No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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