i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
How's work?
Spinning.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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