Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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