it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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