But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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