I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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