What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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