Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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