I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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