did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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