their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
My bed smells like the plague
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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