i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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