You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
NoShamevember. You game?
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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