Quick, to the slutcave!
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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