: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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