I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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