Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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