why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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