just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
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