have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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