The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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