She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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