Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
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