if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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