She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Randomize
