So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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