There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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