everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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