I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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