yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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