All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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