Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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