I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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