Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
apparently the secret to your success is patron
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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