Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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