Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
We are two peas in an std pod
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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