PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Randomize
