I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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