Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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