Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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