you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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