You're a womanizer and a bitch.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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