I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
My breasts were aching with rage.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
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