Whod you bang
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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