Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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