There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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