Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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