Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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