Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
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