He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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