I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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